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Just when I thought that cooky cunt fer christ Michelle Bachmann (and the other GOP candidates for president) couldn’t get any crazier, she goes and takes a stance as stupid as this to please her teatard followers:

“Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.”

That’s a quote from their stance people. A one-hundred percent accurate account of the stupid shit that travels through her (and all the GOP’s) brain and for some reason doesn’t just continue rattling around in that hollow chamber, but travels venomously onto her tongue (or pen I guess) and into the psyches of her adoring redneck, teatard, and religious freak followers. Don’t believe me? Check it out.

I’m sure some of the dimmest of her dim followers will shriek about this quote as being “out of context” or disassociated (not a word they know) bytes, but this type of quote cannot be spun positively no matter how grand a master of vernacular her spinsters are. Believe me, none of her followers are masters of anything but being retarded. They clearly tried to backpedal on this, but that will result in nothing but failure.

First off, the blazing inaccuracies of her analysis of antebellum American black family dynamics are appalling. But that aside, let me get this straight. Cooky cunt believes that children during slavery were better off because they had both a mother and a father with them, raising them in a house full of love and fuzzy feelings? Hmmm… well what about when those tight knit families were split and sold off to the highest bidder to break ties and destroy them psychologically through isolation? What about when the slave owning racists (people close to Johnny Boehner’s caliber) raped the mothers repeatedly? What about when the siblings and parents were beaten to within and inch of their lives in front of the child for even the mildest infractions, something teatards from say somewhere like… I dunno… Menomonie, Wisconsin… are famous for? What do you think? Sound like something you’d enjoy? Sound like a holistic approach to healthy family dynamics?  Megalomaniac Michelle thinks so. Focus on the family indeed. All I can say is, “Fuck you, Micky. Do the world a favor, hold your breath for forty minutes, and in so doing cleanse our tainted gene pool. Be the hero that misogynist in the sky is calling you to be. Answer the call! Journey into the next realm of earthworms and mold! A sprouting cedar needs your nutrients since you’re not using them. Oh, and for the record, anyone that gets behind this spectacularly crazy bitch is just as guilty of the racist and ignorant inanity she’s only just begun to be famous for. Move over Dale Robertson of teaparty.org, there’s a bigger, badder teatard in town and she don’t share the stage.



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