"I just want to take a moment, Wisconsin, to tell you that I absolutely despise your first amendment rights. On Tuesday, March eighth, at approximately fifteen-thirty hours, I sent the capitol police down to threaten one Sturm Von Zorn with arrest for yelling outside my window. He was not swearing, he was merely yelling and I didn't like it. Word of warning, Wisconsin. Get off my fortress lawn before I sick my overtime guards on you too. I know they don't really care about me, but as long as I pay them, they're loyal. Scottea out! Oh wait... that little bastard Sturm is back again. Guards!!!"

THE LESS YOU KNOW!!!

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