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Sorry I haven’t written in awhile. I have no really good excuses other than I’ve been busy submerging myself in the magnificence of Skyrim… that is until my Playstation 3 died two days ago. It’s probably Scotteabagger Fitzgerald’s fault. Fuck him… and fuck Sony. It only strengthens my Sony boycott that has been going on for between two and three years… yeah, I know I bought one game from them. Sue me bitches. I’m not perfect. I’ve also been uninspired as it’s merely one gigantic shit fest after another from the Wisconsin Gaping Orifice Projectiles… I’ve been uninspired until now that is.

"Wing ding diddly ding dang doo. Have I got a super message for you. Stand with Walker or I'll string you up like a Jew! Walker for president twenty twelve. Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!"

So the video above. This guy is my new hero. What a beautiful fucking video. Shot for shot it is the epitome of perfection in this wonderfully venomous climate. It crushes the competition with its acerbic wit and sarcasm that stings like a thousand angry bees upon Macaulay Culkin’s prepubescent flesh. There hasn’t been anything even remotely close to this caliber since that dipshit Scott took the oath of office, pledging his allegiance to an imaginary misogynistic friend in the sky, a six thousand year old earth, and those two smarmy, creepy, Viagra popping brothers who want to bathe the world in the blood of libturds and anyone else with even an ounce of progressivism. I’m sure Teddy Roosevelt is on their list of most hated. I have no doubt they’d love to dig him up and skull fuck him with their new found erectile flesh.

You know, as I was watching this video, I imagined a bunch of Republie/con simpletons gathered around watching it in all seriousness saying, “Yeah… hell yeah. Fuckin’ a. That’s right! This dude understands!” You see, single celled abominations like Republie/cons and their slithering symbiotic organisms called teabaggers are too stupid to understand sarcasm and irony. I doubt they’d recognize it if it was Davie Koch’s shriveled ball sack slapping against the insides of their cheeks. They are all intellectual duds, weapons of mass desecration if you will. Stupid teabaggers. Sadistic Republie/cons. Move down to Pulaski, Tennessee where your values of racism, hatred, and bigotry have been condoned and emboldened since the grand ‘ol year of 1865. Fucking conservatives. Did I ever tell you how much I hate these creatures of the Knight?

Know what I like most about Vince Megna? Besides that he’s fucking awesome I mean. He has actually stated he will no longer represent Republican clients. I love it. This is perfect. I for one am done reaching across the aisle. Fuck the political right. I’m hunkering down to ensure that this political divide tears through Wisconsin like a 9.8 out in Cali. I’m through with the extremist bullshit of the right. These conservative misanthropists are not my friends and they are certainly not my allies. I couldn’t give a fetid shit what happens to them. I too plan on continuing the boycott of anything Republie/con until the end of time. And that includes family. As Obama said, there are consequences to being a stupid fucking Republie/con… didn’t he say that? I think he did. Anyway, you get the jist.

Senate Mawhoreity leader Scott Fitzgerald says: "Do you see the twisted hate in its eyes? Do you see the dangers inherent with its agressive stance? This the the enemy of the conservatard... I mean tive movement. It must be exterminated. Poison its water. Roll back protections for free loaders like this. Kill 'em all!"

Since these abominations of conscience are claiming through their legislation, “Fuck the poor. Fuck the Jews. Fuck the sick and injured. Fuck the compassionate. Fuck the animals. Fuck the water. Fuck women’s rights. Fuck education. Fuck the old. Fuck the middle class. Fuck the fucking world!” I say, “Fuck Republie/cons.” They are a disease and they should be treated as such. They should be quarantined from the rest of civilization until they fade away like a flame without oxygen. Excise these tumors from your life. Again, it doesn’t matter if they are family or not. Cut ’em out. They can do you no good. They cannot be bargained or reasoned with. They refuse to negotiate. Don’t buy into this bullshit idea that the right wing is only trying to bring balance to the world. Balance isn’t always good, especially when the “balancing” opposition promotes hatred, intolerance, bigotry, sexism, environmental destruction, desecration of the truth, and misinformation to promote an agenda that purports all of the above.

Of course, all of the “moderates” (conservatives) and conservatives out there will shriek, “But… but…. but Sturm! You… you… your (sic) prowmowting (sic) intolerents (sic) and haytrid (sic). Your (sic) a hippocriticle (sic) jerk, you… you jerk!” You know what? You got me. I do promote these things, but as I’ve said in a number of previous entries, only against those who choose… who fucking CHOOSE… to act and think in ways that your kind does. I don’t hate blacks for having a higher melanin content in their skin. I don’t hate women for having two X chromosomes. I don’t hate gay men and women for being genetically inclined to falling in love… in LOVE… with another man or woman. I don’t hate animals for being all cute and fluffy… or even ugly and slithering (except teabaggers). I don’t hate old people for surviving for decades in a world on the decline because of conservatives and enabling liberals like Obama. I don’t hate water for being… wet? I hate you because you choose to wage war on these things and the world as a whole. It’s like you want to see the world burn under the guise of bringing back “fiscal sanity”. Hey morons! Want to know where the present day fiscal insanity came from? You. You are one hundred percent to blame, because you elected a retard from Texas to the highest office of the land not once, but twice. TWICE. ALL teabaggers voted for GWB. Every last one of you. Talk about insanity. And inanity. Three failed wars (Iraq, Afganistan, drugs). Tax cuts across the board (more for his rich buddies than anyone else). Deregulation of industry. Need I go on? Really? Okay. Denying global warming. Refusing to sign the Kyoto protocol, but then REFUSING to offer a better alternative. Refusing (like Obama) to slow oil drilling and begin the process of developing alternative, RENEWABLE energies. Increasing public spending by some 70%.  Wasting money/education resources on abstinence only education (sounds familiar, eh?). Cutting benefits for veterans of his bullshit wars. I think you get the idea. So Republie/cons and their teabagger leeches turn a blind eye to all the heinous shit done by their yokel president and then have the audacity to blame “Nobama” for the current economic woes of this country? Fucking simpletons. Good thing they have enabling redneck wives to dress them in the morning and then remind them to breathe throughout the day.

I could go on and on and fucking on, but I’m done… for now. I simply wanted to show you this magnificent video. I’m going to have to watch it again. Why don’t you join me?



“My governor rolls with that.” Fucking brilliant. Thanks a million, Mr. Megna. You’ve made my year. I wish you’d represent me in my claim against Madison Property Management for inappropriately seizing part of my rental deposit from one of their 100 year old slums. But as you implied, it’s a lost cause anyway with the shit state of consumer protection in this state. It seems Wisconsin truly has become yet another addition to the south of the Mason-Dixon line army of the deluded. Keep up the fight, friend. Know that I’ll be right there beside you.



"It's not that shriveled."

"I injected my lips with Botox to prevent the public from seeing me smile while my party destroys the environment, civil rights, and education. But when I realized that those who vote for my party don't care anyway, I thought, 'Silly Larry. They're smilin' too!'"

Not that they ever really quit, but the teabaggers’ retarded agenda and attack carries on without an unexpected turn away from chaos, fiscal inanity, oppression, and over-reaching. It seems all the teachers who called in sick during the protests are having their names released and it’s all being done by a rich teabagger from Franklin, Wisconsin named Larry Gamble. Apparently he has a blog here on wordpress called Liberty Rambles (It certainly does). Please, click the link so it lets him know where his hits are coming from.

Seriously. When are these fucking teabagger assholes going to go away? That’s all I want to know. I’m so tired of their mundane but incredibly threatening agenda. They don’t desire the betterment of this country or it’s citizens, only the perpetuation of the Repubelican movement (teabaggers are ALL Repubes)… a movement that really does threaten every man, woman, child, pet, wild animal, lake, river, tree, etc. on the face of this planet. The mere existence of teabaggers, especially their instinctive ability to breathe, is fundamentally fucking insulting.

First off, this man really has no right to that information (I don’t give a shit what the letter of the law says). You notice how it has recently been primarily the conservatards that request open records? I’m so tired of this banal tactic. First off, sick time usage isn’t like email communications, it’s related to someone’s health. Ever hear of a little thing called HIPPA Larry, you fucking retard? These teachers used sick time. It’s their time. Their health is their business, not some grudge holding, bitter teabagger like Larry. How much do you want to bet that some of those teachers were legitimately sick? But teabaggers don’t care about that possibility, only harassing and attacking these teachers. Undoubtedly these teabagger sheep will send hate mail and probably death threats to some of them (violence and intolerance is their game afterall). Of course Larry in the article says he thinks this whole situation he’s started is “hilarious.” Why am I not surprised? Typical sociopathic teabagger.

You know, even if these teachers weren’t sick, who gives a fetid shit? It was their right to participate in those protests. Tell you what Larry Gamble of 3121 W Southwood Drive in Franklin, Wisconsin, phone number (414) 761-8179 or maybe (414) 465-8683 and email address Since you ran (or are going to run?) for public office (Assembly District 82), we’re gonna need EVERY email you have ever sent to be released. I want to know every time you were sick and every time you took your wife to the ER to treat her injuries from, as you probably told the doctor, “falling down some stairs”. I want to know every time you filled a script for Viagra you pathetically flaccid jack ass. Try looking at pictures of deported Mexicans and tsunami victims to get erect you sadistic, conservatarded piece of shit. Hell, you’re not even a piece of shit. I can’t give you that much recognition. You’re a fleck of stool on the inside of Rush Limbaugh’s colon after an oxycodone/senokot bender. All of this information needs to be released. You have to. The public has the right to know what you’ve been up to (which is really probably not much in the grand scheme since you are merely an ineffectual, retarded teabagger with delusions of grandeur like blowing Bill O’Reilly. At least it’ll annoy your retarded ass).

Well, gonna run and send this retard an email and then head out to do nursing work. Wouldn’t want the teabaggers thinking I don’t work. Seriously. Those assholes wouldn’t last 3 minutes as a nurse. They might last one, maybe two tops… TOPS!!!



P.S. Your blog sucks scheissen, Larry.


"I approve of Larry Gamble! He's one straight shooter and a helluva stand up, freedom-lovin' non-niggar guy!"

"After dinner can I tend to da trains, David? Can I Charles? Please, oh please, oh pretty puh-lease? I won't hurt dem like I did da rabbits and da rest of da environment, I promise."

I know I pledged to be less political and give up the fight, but the GOP, the WISCONSIN GOP in particular, is just so stupid that I cannot resist. I must carry on and offer attacks and insight wherever I can. And wow, their latest gaffe offers one helluva tee ball pitch. Just how stupid is Walker? (Rhetorical question) Did he really think that the feds would simply green light over a quarter (he actually requested $225 million) of the money previously offered to the retards of Wisconsin? Seriously? After the whole $810 million debacle back on the campaign trail of blood and tears, why would they? And the GOP shrieks about fiscal responsibility? It would be fiscal insanity to give this state ten cents for any rail project.

Governor Goofy is beyond fucking stupid. Or is it a stupid GOP game to cry and pout and shriek about how partisan Washington is by refusing to fund a Repube state?  They aren’t, fyi, as plenty of retarded GOP goobers have received funding. Either way we lose, and we should. There are consequences to elections, and I now want nothing more than to see Wisconsin bleed, bleed as red as the retards running and ruining it.

I simply love the part in the article that said: Walker spokesman Cullen Werwie said “we are disappointed that Wisconsin’s proven Amtrak Hiawatha passenger rail service wasn’t included in the latest announcement of federal rail funding. This rail service plays a vital role in our transportation system and the application for funding would have bolstered the existing system, the Midwest’s infrastructure network and our economy as a whole.”

"All aboard! Common sense, progress, and a brighter future now leaving Wisconsin at 110 plus mph!"

Christ. What amateurds these guys are. SUDDENLY Wisconsin’s rail “plays a vital role”? Suddenly the Rethugs want to “bolster the existing system”? They’re pissed about NOT getting money for part of the exact same rail line they refused to use the $810 million for? The repubes merely say it isn’t worth 7.5 million dollars per year (at the very MOST) to maintain a train line to Milwaukee and then Chicago from Madison. Please. In your infinite wisdom, go on. Tell me ’bout da trains, Cullen. What a moron. You’re an intellectual lightweight. Why don’t you go be a spokesperson for “the situation” on Jersey Bore? Walker is probably a bit dumber than “the situation”. Might be an upward move for you. Fucking asshole.

I want to set something straight before I head out. I’m tired of the one thing I keep reading and hearing in ALL these articles about this rail issue. Walker did NOT refuse the $810 million dollars as if he was some fiscally responsible hero to the retard red. He was going to take it and use it to build more roads and push our dependence on fossil fuels further along (which is also part of his budget bill 27 which I will address in a subsequent rant soon). If you think ANY differently, you are a misled dolt who has no ability to think beyond your stupid little bubble filled with NASTARD, pathetic rhetoric, and white people.

Catch you all soon. I’m gonna go for a run before the Koch Brother’s acid rain storm starts to fall. I hear thunder in the distance. Is it impending doom? It certainly isn’t a commuter train heading toward Madison.