“More money AND further access to little boys?!! Count the Catholic church in!!! Sanctus et benedictus… me!!!

Man technology is great, ain’t it? I mean, I can dump a girl via text, whack it to a quick porn download, make a date with a hooker, check on my gambling payouts, sext my sister, and now be forgiven of any of my pesky sins… all from my fucking Iphone. How amazing! It’s one stop shopping. Hell, I don’t even have to stop. I can do it while driving to a late night rendezvous at a rest area. I love it. Technophilia has reached an all time high. Who better to introduce or expand on yet another -philia or -phile than the greatest same sex, under-aged dating service on the planet, the catholic fucking brothel… err, I mean church? Nobody else could pull this off. Nobody.

There is a problem with this. I foresee one tiny hiccup. Where does all that deliciously decadent info go? For those afeared of big brother fucker, I’d watch out. All of your crimes, sins, sadisms, masochisms, machoisms, -philes, -philias will hover around cyberspace until the gentlemen in those FBI jackets come a poundin’ on yer door. And for you young ones, for you 5-15 year old boys with the tight ruby star fruits, tread lightly. Moments after your confession, a priest will arrive to pound on yer back door. “Their rods and their staves shall comfort thee.” Oh yes. Oh yes they will, kiddos.

Peace,

Sturm

P.S. Fuck you pope Joe.

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