Angry man that wipes assholes for a  living seeks readers to read his opinions that are, let’s be honest, no more important than anyone else’s. They are, however, far more poignant and expressed with more literary fucking finesse than most others could manage. Since I’m used to cleaning up shit for a living, I’m gonna scour the internets and focus sometimes on the midwest scene to gather up all the shit I can, present it to you in crude form, and hopefully dispose of it so that it troubles me (and hopefully my faithful followers) no more. Yeah right. It’ll still piss me off. There’s always more shit to clean up, right?