The constipated gopher, a.k.a. Wisconsin's new CEO. How embarassing.

I only have a few minutes people. My girl is a bit upset that she’s gotta put the pizza in the oven while I’m bloggin’. I just got back from the square and I just gotta say to my fellow Wisconsinites real quick like that I am suffering from a strange sensation.  It’s kind of a tingle on my scalp and my spine. It’s a whirling in my head, not really dizzy but not really completely stable. Is it some sort of disease? Am I sick? It kind of feels like… like… hope? Is that what they call it? Yeah. I think that’s what it is. Being down on the capitol square has given me hope. People are pissed. There is peaceful dissent. Glen Beck can go suck the shriveled cock of Joseph Smith’s corpse if he thinks our cries, our pleas, our screams are socialism knocking on the door, ready to rape and pillage and steal his dreams of owning his own planet (fucking idiotic mor(m)ons). It’s humanity calling. It’s normal people fed up with this bullshit corporate fucking America. Even a number of ultra conservative rednecks are pissed at the gigglin’ gopher’s bullshit move. Tonight we raise our voices in angst and in hope. Those voices will only get louder as the days roll on.

I like how tonight WWR looked like he was going to cry. He was so mad. “You get back here! Wah, wah, waaaaah! You get back here and work! It’s not fair!” And then he sends the state patrol to Illinois to apprehend them. What an idiot. Clearly his lack of education is showing since he believes they a) have jurisdiction down there and b) the Illinois government and police will back WWR’s play. Fuck you Scottie! Nobody but corporate elitists, pseudo-intellects, and racist redneck tea baggers support you. I hope come recall time you’ll find your friends are few and far between. At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if gopher boy was re-elected. It’s the way it is. The conservatard movement is thrashing about, spitting caustic venom upon any who resist their agenda. Their ignorance seems unstoppable. And before any of you attempt to debate me and tell me I too am guilty of spitting venom, at least my venom doesn’t attack you for anything but your self-ascribed ignorance, something that should be poisoned to death. When I’m proven wrong, I admit it. When you’re proven wrong, it’s merely an attack on your freedom, your liberty, and your ego by a mean old liberal or progressive. You are a bunch of babbling fucking infants unable to rise above a newborn’s reasoning capability. Go shit your diapers elsewhere.

So I’m gonna go, but before I do, I just want to give a few quick nods to everyday people that are making these tiny seeds of revolution take root:

1) The students of Tomah, Wisconsin. Kids like you offer so much hope. Engage. Don’t back down. This is a far better education than sitting in a classroom, believe me.

2) The fire and policemen who are protesting in solidarity. I applauded you before (even though I’m angry at WWR for the immunity move) and I applaud you louder now. Even the state patrol knows their days are numbered. I thanked a few of those servicemen tonight and you should too.

3) The Dems for storming out of the senate. You are heroes. You are beginning the Walker, Wisconsin Ranger castration process. I hope his entire package is summarily removed.

4) All Wisconsinites for not being lazy. We need to keep this shit rolling and never be ignored.

One final note. As I drove back from visiting the head narcissist in my life (I’ll address soon) I passed a Fox 9 News van from Minneapolis, Minnesota. I flicked you off for a quarter mile. I saw you guys on the square and introduced myself as the one who flicked you off. You guys were awesome. You explained how you hate the FOX affiliation and how it consistently discredits you and your profession. I may be irrational at times, but I am a man of principle and so I offer you my sincerest fucking apologies. Keep up the coverage and fight the good fight.